Him & Her
I have two very interesting friends, who will remain anonymous. These two adolescents seem to despise each other, but everyone else at school knows its just a cover up. Here’s a conversation between the two of them.
Her: Marc, this is a serious topic... You really hurt my feelings in German and in many other classes. I know you'll probably going to laugh when you see this, but while I was walking home and I burst into tears just thinking about what you have done to me. I know that you're not just the one who has been doing this, I have done some cruel things to you too, but can't you see that I only do this because that is the only way that I can get back at you. I really miss the kid that I used to be best friends with when I was little... But I know that you have changed over the years (good and bad) and that I can't change anything that has already happened. Please write me back because I’d like to fix this situation.
Him: Get back at me for what? How did I embarrass you in German?
Her: You are soooooo annoying overall you call me a cheater (which I am not) I only asked Lauren that one question and she didn't even answer me. And it bothers me when you call me "Mean Jeanne Oakland" I know you must be thinking, "why don't I tell Dan to stop calling me that" Well, it’s easier (sometimes) to tell you and not Dan because he will still call me that. I hope that you can be serious about this and not try and crack one of those dumb jokes.
Him: Mean Jeanne Oakerland was a joke. When you asked me to stop you certainly didn't say it with much sincerity, "PLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAASE (you said elongated) don't call me that." You think I don't find you annoying?
Right before I went online I got a call from Mrs. Vanderbush! I won the Stock Market Essay contest on the state level. They haven't judged on a National level yet.
Her & I: Congratulations! That's really great!
Him: Thanks.
Click on these to hear poor, exasperated Jeanne.