My collection of Halloween Jokes Page

Why did the skeleton go trickor treating all by itself? It had no body to go with.

What do monsters work on in science class? Ex-scare-iments.

Where do ghosts leave their notes on Boo-lletin boards

Who has a black cape flies thru the night and bites? a mousquito w/ a black cape.

Why couldn’t the skeleton practice w/ the school band ? it forgot it’s trom- bone.

How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her W.

How does a witch tell time ? with her witch watch of course.

What is a vampire bat’s favorite aniamal? a Giraffe.

What did the wood pecker say to the spooky looking tree? You scared the peck out of me.

What do ghosts like to ride in the moon light? Night mares.

What did the witch say as she changed herself into a rooster? Cackle doodle - Boooooo

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!

Q: What do you call a zombie with a bell? A: A dead ringer.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

Answer: A dead end.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? Answer: A wash-and-werewolf.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Answer: Fasten your sheet belt.

What is a witch with poison ivy called? Answer: An itchy witchy.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with? Answer: His ghoul friend.

Where do vampires live? Answer: In the Vampire State Building.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins? Answer: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation? Answer: A blood vessel.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? Answer: A blood hound.

Why are black cats such good singers? Answer: They're very mewsical.

What's a cold, evil candle called? Answer: The wicked wick of the north.

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best? Answer: Hallowieners.

Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"? answer: In noisery school.

What does a goblin shop for? Answer: Grosseries.

How can you tell when windows are scared? answer: They get shudders.

What do you call serious rocks? Answer: Grave stones.

Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience? Answer: She had to give a screech.

Why wasn't the vampire working? Answer: He was on his coffin break.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another? Answer: By scareplane.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? Answer: By witchful thinking.

What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? Answer: Rice Creepies.

Why was the zombie so grumpy? Answer: She woke up too early in the mourning.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin? Answer: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do birds give out on Halloween? Answer: Tweets.

What's a vampire's favorite feast? Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner.

What do little trees say on Halloween? Answer: Twig or treat.

what do goblins mail home while on vacation? Answer: Ghostcards.

Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Answer: She had bat breath.

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghoster