awholelotofreallyimportantstuffHave you ever done just a little too much speed and then you feel like you can get everything accomplished in the right amount of time but you tend to start too many projects at once and while they all really need to get done you feel like you needed more time but the time you had you spent doing other really important things that at first you didn't even know needed to be done and when you finish those there is always something else that needs to be done like write a whole bunch of letters to people you haven't seen in like 8 years or learn the chord changes on all the Santana albums you have or try to balance the check book, which never seems like a good idea anytime but then after about 4 hours it really kind of becomes an obsession to get it within at least ten bucks of what the bank claims you have. Oh but banks are another story altogether, you know you can't trust them and those computers they use, like ATM machines and direct deposit and auto payment scams (sure just use your computer to drain my bank account, its not real money anyway, it is siphoned off electronically, without a sound. I can't remember the last time I saw any real cash. BTW have you seen the new $20 bills? Who is that on there, Keith Richards? Its like a cartoon of real money. There isn't any real money left, its all been converted into bit streams coursing through the internet, one well timed thunder storm and your 401K is history! Good thing I've got that $40 buried in the back yard. No more pay-per-view pal, it's super-8 time! Computers running the world, how scary, hey I even bet you are reading this on a computer, right, good guess, eh. But what about Windows 98, that is another story altogether, just another ploy by Bill Gates to insolate people from their technology just a little further with each generation. How many people can navigate DOS these days, hey that was Bill too? Soon no one will remember how to control their computers. When my autoexec.bat gets fucked with I want to be the one doing it, not some virulent, opportunistic program trying to ensure its survival in my machine without me knowing it. Ever try deleting windows based programs? Sure, its so easy, just go out and buy the software for $50 bucks, thats all. No messy commands or keystrokes, no no no no, just a soothing click of that pastel mouse will do the trick. Yes,... IS I REALLY SAFE TO TURN OFF MY COMPUTER BILL?. yes, I Really Want To End My Windows Session, idiot, or I wouldn't have closed all my applications and clicked on the goddamn EXIT icon! ........Those black helicopters that keep circling above my house, I think I know what they want, probably the same thing those gray squirrels want, always nosing around spying, they work for the government, I think, putting in wires and micro-chips where you least expect them....like my alarm clock, thats why it goes off a different time every day... I like idea of the V-chip, btw. I'd like to have one of those installed in some other peoples heads so they will ignore me, filter me out and leave me alone... but not to digress I'll get right back to the original thought here which i think had to do with.....umm ummm ummm I don't know.....oh yea...dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky Have you ever eaten enough acid so you thought you could see out the bottoms of your feet?
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