Reasons To Hate Barney - Part 3
Death to the Purple One!
When you say Barney today people don't think of Freddie Flintstone's good buddy Barney Rubble, they think of that hideous purple dinosaur spewing his vicious propaganda on the young children of today.
(good Barney)
Something is wrong here, something is terribly wrong,
It spits out this hideous "I love you", "Let's be friend" and "Let's share"
bull crap. In a perfect world that would be OK
but this is life and that just won't cut it.
With all the nuts out there do you want your child to walk up
to some stranger and say "let's be friends".
What happens to this "Let's share" kid in the real world.
I'll tell you what happens, they take all their cookies
and there is no one on the other end of the teeter totter.
And what's up with this baby bop thing, they don't explain that - huh.
It's like those little blue smurfs. There are a million smurfs
but only one smurfette.
Either she is really satisfied or those smurfs are sneaking over
to the tree house and helping the elves pack some fudge.
And don't get me started with those little care bear fur balls,
you know how I'll get.
Let's just say Grumpy Bear has been here
and dumped a BIG load down my chimney.
But back to the subject at hand,
If I had a rocket launcher....
OK kids, it's time to lock and load ... choose your weapon...
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