Welcome to The Laughing Place, my growing list of humor & mirth. If you have any comments or anything humorous to add, please mail me. Enjoy! All files not written by submitters or myself are assumed to be in the public domain. If you find a file where this isn't true, please send me the author's info and how to contact him/her for permission. Thanks! New England Temperature Conversions (From: ERipleyO@netscape.net) Ordering Pizza in 2008 (From: Terryvo@cs.com) As I've Matured... (From: Slimey10@aol.com) Never Say This To A Cop (From: terryvo@cs.com) What Is Old (From: terryvo@cs.com) Kids' Advice On Marriage These Kids Today (Back In 1984) Mr. Abby: If Dear Abby Was a Man (From: teigland@aol.com) Her Story, His Story (From: aruddock@normanuk.com) Fun Things To Do At Wal*Mart (From: aruddock@normanuk.com) Rules for Men and Women (From: aruddock@normanuk.com) Interactive Taxes (madkane@madkane.com) What Those Software Version Numbers Really Mean Fun Sports Quotes 45 Things That Never Happen in Star Trek The BIG Collection of Music Jokes The Couple and the Gorilla The Social Thinker The Grinch Song Empire Strikes Out Glossary of Terms From The Personals Going To Hell The Microsoft Way How to Write Good (lazerlink@earthlink.net) 18 Things A Man Learns From Action Movies (soulless@cybercomm.net) Dilbert's Laws of Work Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic? Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations A New Microsoft Program? The Modern 12 Days of Christmas The Eye of Argon!The Legend! It's here! You MUST read it if you've never seen it before. The Seven Wonders of Modern AmericaSomething I wrote. United Airlines Customer Service. True story? Urban Legend? An actual school writing assingment. How To Hunt Elephants by vocation. "The Last Man on Earth Without Windows 95" The Question Game Some Questions What To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle At Work Fun Things to Do in an Elevator Real-life questions from tech-support phone lines Important Things to remember when I become The Ruling Overlord Microsoft: The Next Generation A "Star Trek Lost Episodes" Transcript Top 10 Things Not To Say at Victoria's Secret Do-it-yourself Microsoft Lawsuit Kit "I Shot a Query Into the Net" CEO Santa's letter to the North Polefrom a local BBS net. The DETERIORATA, a parody Famous people from history ponder: Why DID the chicken cross the road? Bill Gates' Least Favorite Joke The Pitfalls of Modern Communication If Microsoft Made Cars The Five Stages of Drinking If Dr Seuss Were a Tech Writer Republic Dogs,Quinton Taratino presents the Greek Philosophers. (Warning! Strong language!) Wile E. Coyote Versus Acme Company Mock Press Relase:Comic Book Whipping Boy Rob Liefeld Blames Satan! Restroom Etiquette...with diagrams! A Collection of Bumper Stickers The Men's Rules (still looking for The Women's Rules, anybody having it, please mail me to give the females equal time!) The Perils of Poultry Experimentaion (true story) 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, but Aren't Some off-site humor links you might enjoy. Shara Rendell-Smock's page has a monthly joke contest! Check it out! 10 Classic Internet Jokes The Funny Firm The Simpsons Song Lyrics Page

This document was created on 6/1/96 by Dan O'Leary