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Here are the Hall Archives in alphabetical order. The newest residents are located here.
Talek: Jon Zimmerman (zimmerjs@jmu.edu)
Male fighter, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Being chased by a red dragon, Talek, who had a ring of three wishes, said, "Oh man, I wish we were dead."
EPITAPH: From the DM, after only 1/2 hour of gaming: Alright, everyone roll up new characters and come back next week.
Tal'Varen: Jason Puckett
Male Dark Elven Archer, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Being an archer, I dreaded having to use my sword. The first time I drew it I rolled a 1, using the critical fumble chart, something bad was bound to happen. Immediately after saying "There's no way I can roll 01!" I rolled 01 and killed myself.
EPITAPH:
Teldin Mandylore: dave baymiller (dragone72@hotmail.com)
Male Human Bard, 12th level, ad&d 2nd (skills and powers)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Was charmed by a erinyes baatezu. was knocked unconscious by party before i could wander off to my new love and her friends in lust. they then put me in a bag of holding to keep me put. they ran away before the hordes could descend upon them. then ran for an hour. when they opened it i had long ago run out of air.
EPITAPH: "Hey why's it so dark and stuffy in here?"
Teokane: Glenn Patton (gamer@montana.com)
Male Changling Mercenary (2nd level), Palladium
CAUSE OF DEATH: Got in a sword fight with someone much better than he was. He should have realized he was outmatched when the bad guy parried two arrows from the party...
EPITAPH: He had guts...all over the ground.
Terrel: Noah Swett (noahswett@usa.net)
Male Human Mage, Ad&d 2nd Edition
CAUSE OF DEATH: He tried to follow through with his dreams and become a Lich himself. In doing this we went to speak to a Lich about the process himself.
EPITAPH: Just one question Mr. Lich.
The shortest-lived character ever: Jeremy Morris (jmorris@kaiser.co.za)
Male Russian Spetnaz, Twilight 2000
CAUSE OF DEATH: One of our players decided to play a Russian who wanted to defect. Unfortunately there was a slight design flaw he forgot to take the English language as a skill. What would you do when driving through Russian occupied territory armed to the teeth and a Russian special forces trooper jumps out of the bush and starts shouting in Russian and waving his gun at them?
EPITAPH: "(in Russian) Cease Fire, Cease fire!" ... "(in English) Ok we got him, let's get going."
T'Ketll Krell: Shawn Gaines (shawnG@rel.hormeworld.net)
Male, Alien Fighter, GURPS
CAUSE OF DEATH: Misunderstood a compliment in an alien tongue as a declaration of war, and an insult to his mother. He attacked his "challenger," the leader of the corp that hired him, and was blasted to death by a planetary defense system while trying to escape into space.
EPITAPH: Universal Translator: Don't leave the home planet without it!
Tolervi: Jon Bunn (ffrpg_player@yahoo.com)
Male Kender 'Handler', AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: One simple sentence. 'Are you a blueberry dragon?'
EPITAPH: Ouch.
Toby: jeremy (rankath@innernet.net)
Male Lycanthrope/WereBear, Dragonlance
CAUSE OF DEATH: Toby was traveling with some other adventuerers when the came under attack from Aurak Draconians....he was doing a fine job dispatching them when one snuck behind him. Thinking fast another adventurer decided to shoot the draconian through the eye...which he did. But as we all know Aurak Draconians blow up when they die....poor poor toby....he never saw it coming. Needless to say the offender was quickly impaled by a friend of toby's.
EPITAPH: "What...behind me.....well i'll just...oh nooooo......."
Toys-R-USS-3: Simon
Male Red Level Troubleshooter, PARANOIA
CAUSE OF DEATH: Conducted live combat testing of experimental equipment. Activated the personal forcefield generator belt. Worked like a charm, keeping out enemy lasers, grenades, knives, air... Upon realization that he was suffocating to death, and upon further realization that the experimental off button didn't seem to be working, Toys decided to go out with a BANG and pulled the pin on his experimental thermonuclear hand grenade. The forcefield turned out to work both ways. A one megaton blast contained in 56 cubic feet of space. He did, however, manage to melt the eyes of friend and foe alike.
EPITAPH: Even his ashes were vaporized.
Tristan Baker: Jordi Cid (no address)
Male Investigator, Call of Cthulhu
CAUSE OF DEATH: Last survivor from a haunted house investigation (lost in the middle of the country), saw a train coming and decided to jump on it, so he could finally escape. Too bad he saw some pursuing nameless horrors and went "fetal position" in the middle of the railway...
EPITAPH: Finally, I see a light coming...
Tsaermon: Lazlow P. Hoffs (russeckhardt@yahoo.com)
Male Elven Fighter/Mage, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Attacked a giant toad in an algae-filled moat with his sword, slipped (of course), and ended up with an arm and a leg inside the toad's mouth. He would've been slowly eaten, but his twin brother came to save him - who quickly fired three arrows, all of which ended up in Tsaermon's chest...
EPITAPH: Pull me out!! No, NO, just pull me out! YAAAHH! What are you DOING?!?! Don't fire tha-urrrk...
Tumuamuatasi: John Payne (www.geocities.com/jpayne1138)
Male Polynesian Berserker, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: MIA, presumed dead. Venturing into a strange plane called Man-Hat-Tan, Tumuamuatasi was separated from the party in a brawl in the Square called Time, and we were forced to leave him behind. Last we saw of him, he was tearing the limbs off of blue-uniformed city guards, as his magically-toughened skin shrugged off heavy fire from the boomsticks of their comrades-in-arms, more and more of whom were showing up in genie wagons by the moment.
EPITAPH: So far from the gentle waves and sweet fruits of your happy home, your mighty heart found love in the embrace of blind, blood-mad rage.
Ursus Blackthorn: Philip Shill (killbill@qwest.net)
Male Fighter, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Fatal wounding of flying dragon caused the dragon to fall on him! Couldn't dodge in time. One player asked, "how many hit points of damage does that do?!"
EPITAPH: Arrived in the afterlife in a large baggie, and his God had to identify the remains.
Vengeance Jones: Mike O'Leary
Human Warrior, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Slayed a large group of Orcs that turned out to be allies. His own party killed him in disgust.
EPITAPH:
Viggo Kyluss:
Fighter , DnD d20
CAUSE OF DEATH: If one wants to challenge a swordsman to a duel, make sure he's not a high-level fighter/mage. Step 1: Viggo paralyzed. Step 2: Swish-swish, Viggo cutlets.
EPITAPH: Know all the weapons your opponent uses.
Virakus of Nar Shadda: Brandon Sechrest
Male Jedi Master, Star Wars RPG
CAUSE OF DEATH: Captured and brought aboard Grand Admiral Thrawn's Super Star Destroyer, he was led to the bridge of the ship. As Thrawn considered Virakus' fate, he snatched a Dark Adept's lightsaber, jumped into the control pit and destroyed the control panels before he was cut down by blaster fire. Thrawn's ship was disabled, and was soon destroyed by the Rebel Fleet.
EPITAPH: At the end of the fight for freedom, he became truly one with the Force.
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