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Here are the Hall Archives in alphabetical order. The newest residents are located here.
Æon : Stewart Malta
Wizard, D & D
CAUSE OF DEATH: While battling another wizard, he was temporarily blinded. The enemy wizard used a Ventriloquism spell to broadcast vocal taunts from behind our hero. The blind Æon spun around and promptly fireballed his comrades, which followed by a lightning bolt in the back from his chuckling foe.
EPITAPH: The proverbial "shot in the dark" / The fireball missed its mark. / He did in his friends whilst he was blind / And was bolted, then, in the behind.
Ærvilleri: Jace Berger (jberg1@hotmail.com)
Mage, GURPS variant
CAUSE OF DEATH: Teleported across a ravine to avoid walking across a wooden bridge he suspected was trapped. It wasn't...the spot on the other side where he reappeared was, however.
EPITAPH: I know! I'll warp across to safety! You can't be too careful.
2XL: _
Time-traveling Android, It Came From The Late Late Late Show!
CAUSE OF DEATH: Sacrificed himself for the party and to kill the film's giant dinosaur. Wearing an anti-gravity belt, 2XL activated his internal self-destruct device and floated towards the monster's mouth (assuming a "cross" stance for appropriate symbolism). A brief glowing aura, the snapping of jaws, and a half-megaton explosion in the dino's gastroinstestinal tract.
EPITAPH: [from death soliloquy to each party member] ...And to my [annoying] captain -- I never liked you.
Aaron Vandervoss: Troy Filla (troyl564@yahoo.com)
Secret Agent , GURPS
CAUSE OF DEATH: For weeks, Aaron and his team of STAR operatives charged through hundreds of henchmen, hierlings, and assassins to reach the secret headquarters of the evil terrorist ringleader. With seconds left on the self-destruct detonator, Aaron shot the timer, hoping to stop the bomb. No good. The explosion wiped out the top floors of the tower, launching the the immolated team over the cliff onto the jagged rocks below.
EPITAPH: Big bang, falling STARs.
A. Watchkiss Timekeeper: Shan Tsul
Psionic, Traveler variant
CAUSE OF DEATH: After hiding in a cargo hold of a hijacked starship. Watchkiss spent hours sneaking towards the bridge, quietly eliminating guards as he went. He overloaded the hijacker pilot's brain by mistake, killing him. Due to an obvious clue he missed earlier, the real pilot was also among the killed hijackers. His nil piloting skills pulled the ship out of hyperspace directly in the middle of an oncoming comet.
EPITAPH: (to the freed passengers) "Erm, does anyone here know how to fly this thing?"
A. Ferdinand Maxxis: Scott Toulson (scotto23@msn.com)
Male Gun For Hire, GURPS
CAUSE OF DEATH: Maxxis was hired to guard the visiting dictator of a militant moonbase-nation. When the entourage was ambushed, he forgot his job description...and ducked behind the dignitary for cover. His employers showed their disapproval in gunshots.
EPITAPH: 'Bodyguard' wasn't his number-one field. He used his charge as a human shield.
A'Krevar: Freddy Monroe (freddyfoe13@hotmail.com)
Orc Barbarian, AD&D (D20)
CAUSE OF DEATH: The group had trapped 6 enemy warriors against a cliff edge. A'Krevar charged straight at them...just after the wizard had cast Earthquake. The edge of the mesa collapsed, dropping all the the warriors to their doom. A'Krevar came tumbling after.
EPITAPH: Curse you, evil gods of Gravity.
Ællekka: Sean Dennisi
Klumsy Thief, D&D 3E
CAUSE OF DEATH: Ællekka used a cloak making him invisible to humans and tried to pick the pocket of a powerful wizard. The wizard, however, was an Elf, and saw him coming a mile away. The wizard smote him and left his body as a chew toy for his wolf familiar.
EPITAPH: Hey, why is he looking at my direction ... and smiling?
Aalendaak, The Nearly-Competant: Dan O'Leary (dano@cybercomm.net)
Male, Gun-for-hire (cheap!), Tales From The Floating Vagabond
CAUSE OF DEATH: After botching up his client's job, he was locked in a pressurized airlock. Hitting the wrong switch, the outer hatch was blown open and he was thrown out the space station at high speed, becoming a big blotch on an approaching ship.
EPITAPH: Maybe if I held my breath, I could...(thud).
Aarmalox, Warrior Without Peer: Richard Gusp (guppy@aol.com)
Male Barbarian, Tunnels and Trolls
CAUSE OF DEATH: A magical warhammer that returned when thrown needs someone with the ability to catch. Pieces of his head went everywhere.
EPITAPH: When we said, "Heads up," old friend, we meant it.
Adam Stone: jay smith (no address)
Male, hollow one mage, World of Darkness
CAUSE OF DEATH: This poor s***t lost a drinking contest with a pack of glasswalkers so they tattooed his arms, back, and chest. When another party member came home and found him passed out in her bed, she threw him out a 6th floor window. Luckily he hit the pool. Unluckily the chlorine in the pool on the new tattoos made he pass out and drown.
EPITAPH: A few drinks never hurt any....blub,blub,blub.
Aefrel: Steve Fenn
Male Elven Archer, GURPS Fantasy -- Planescape setting
CAUSE OF DEATH: While traveling the river Styx, Aefrel (being curious) looked over the side. There was a splash of water and suddenly the last 40 years of his life vanished... he was a young elf happy in the woods, then bamf, "AAGHHHH! I'm in a boat with a bunch of mercs and a very intimidating half-demon!" So, as the party tries to calm Aefrel down, he has a TRUE role-playing moment, "Mr. GM sir, do I know the water is dangerous?" "Well, I guess you don't, no." "I dive overboard." "You forget how to swim and drown." "Glub, glub?"
EPITAPH: "Man, this water is murky. Now, why did you want an impenetrable towel?"
Aelfhun : Tim Patton (TimP@earthling.net)
Male wizard, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: While standing 25 feet from a squad of orcs, Aelfhun threw his very first fireball. As we all know, (and as Aelfhun didn't) a fireball has a radius of 30 feet. Poor Aelfhun was burnt to a cinder.
EPITAPH: Aelfhun threw balls of fire
if only the distance had been higher
He wouldn't have created his own funeral pyre.
Aenarion: Jedah (JedahTJedi@aol.com)
Noldor Elf Scout, Middle Earth
CAUSE OF DEATH: After effotlessly dispatching a grizzly bear with an arrow, Aenarion sneaked into a room and saw two Orcs talking. Figuring he could easily sneak up and nail them, he crept forward, stepping on a creaky floorboard. No, problem, just two Orcs. One of them drew a crossbow and shot him through the knee as the other one stood laughing. Aenarion fell to the ground and died of blood loss.
EPITAPH: Either: Don't forget kneepads with the armor next times..... or Thats why they call level one characters weak!!!!
Aggar Yuuge: Toasty (Carpeanimus@juno.com)
Male Demigod-like Human-looking-guy, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Enraged at the Kender's thievery, and subsequent loss of his lemon drops, Aggar easily hefted a great boulder over his head with Str 19. Before he had the opportunity to squish the obscene little creature, said Kender performed a simple cantrip. Aggar failed the saving throw Vs "tickle genitalia", and lost grip of the giant rock in laughter. His skull bore the brunt of the great blow, but the subsequent series of failed rolls led him to fall backward, down the mountainside, under said boulder.
EPITAPH: We lose more doorbreakers that way. At least we don't have to dig a grave.
Ahlia Flitterleaf: Mark Alias Green (magreen1@learn.senecac.on.ca)
Female First level High Elven Mage, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: In combat, I was dragged into a giant frog's mouth. Urge, the group's barbarian, saw my bare feet dangling from it's mouth. Thoughtlessly, in an attempt to save me he thrust his sword into the frog impaling me in the process.
EPITAPH: URGE -- "Why does pretty little lady not come out ?" ..Laughed at but never forgotten....
Airimil Laelithar Eladamri: Jerry Lambert (airimil18@hotmail.com)
Male Elven Wizard, 3rd Edition D&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Lost forever in the astral plain because his body was decapitated by a diranged goblin.
EPITAPH: From Fireball slinging to atempting godhood, he shall be missed.
Alan Aorenson: Dave
Pilot, GURPS Traveler
CAUSE OF DEATH: When his ship was hijacked, Alan and his party escaped his captors and set the ship for self-destruct. One problem, they forgot they had to jettison the two lifeboats on a previous mission and they never bothered to replace them.
EPITAPH: In space, no one can hear your swearing.
Alana Alaan: Suzette Prele (no address)
Dwarven Artificer, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Backstabbed by her own creation: an automaton (living humanoid artifact) that, being a little lacking in reasoning, was convinced by a persuasive wizard that Alana had built it as a marital aid.
EPITAPH: Killed by an untruth...but even if it was, can Dwarven sex be all THAT bad?
Alathos: Dan
Male Fighter, Converted to 3rd edition AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: He joins the brave party of adventurers as they go to free a gnome village from the trolls. In the first battle, a troll critically claws him twice, bites him, and lands a critical rend. -56 hit points anyone? To add insult to injury, the party druid then casts fireball at the two trolls standing over Alathos's corpse, and further incinerates the body.
EPITAPH: Not even a smear on the floor
Alexia Stardust and party: Phoenix Barca (phoenix@fflegend.com)
Female Elven mage and three halfling thieves, AD&D 2nd Edition Revised
CAUSE OF DEATH: While visiting a temple in the town of Sarin, Alexia's companions, three halfling thieves (levels 19, 20, and 22), noticed a 2 ton black pearl that was part of the temple's statute of Ashra, the goddess of healing. After successfully rolling to avoid notice, steal, and roll the pearl towards the stairs, one of them rolled a natural 20 and lost hold of the pearl. All three were quickly flattened by the massive pearl and Alexia was soon torn apart by an angry mob of worshippers.
EPITAPH: "They did what?! I'm going to kill those mor--"
Alfred Difel : (Norman Jids)
Male Dwarfen fighter, D&D 3rd edition
CAUSE OF DEATH: Jumped of a cliff after drinking what I thought was a potion of flight. It wasn't. Dwarves can't fly.
EPITAPH: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee 'splat'
Alucard: Nick (IamSidhe@aol.com)
Male Diabolist, Palladium Fantasy
CAUSE OF DEATH: Searching a dungeon's ancient corridors, Alucard and his friends stopped to rest in a large room. Alucard set a magical Ward on the outside of the door which would create a fireball-like explosion if touched. Just as he closed the door, it blasted back and smashed Alucard into the wall, leaving only a bloody smear. The party discovered twenty dead Orcs laying in the corridor.
EPITAPH: Alucard was a Diabolist Of incredible skill. Never did his powers Make such a foolish kill.
Amadeus Reynard: Gunnar Ganz (Groundshake@gmx.de)
Male Human Power Armor Pilot, RIFTS
CAUSE OF DEATH: Jumped into the only vulnerable spot on a Dragon (he thought). In this case, the wide open mouth which was just preparing another energy blast! So he stood there with his SAMAS Power Armor and fired a full volley of Grenades into the Dragon as it closed its mouth and crushed the armor, including Reynard. The following explosion decapitated the dragon, saving 4 other characters.
EPITAPH: We liked you, you big, little overweight Engineer. You survived the basic training and the humilation, to die on your first mission. We will never forget you!
Amazing Eithix: (no player name given)
Elven Wild Mage, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Fell victim to a surge of Wild Magic, transforming him into a sperm whale -- a sperm whale plummeting to the ground from 2 miles in the air.
EPITAPH: And so this new canyon shall be known as Whale Canyon.
Andred the Fearless: Hades (no address)
Male Borg, Rifts
CAUSE OF DEATH: A team member watching sniper over a meeting accidentally emptied a clip into the back of Andred's head, having horribly missed his intended target.
EPITAPH: You roll a WHAT?
Andrina DeVerne: Sherri (athren@aol.com)
Female Half-Drow Thief, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Imagine, 8th Level thief, can open most any lock, disarm most any trap... Very little actual actual dungeon experience of a Fireball in the room (no real damage,just a lot of effect). Turned out to be just enough to keep the parties curiosty. ("Hey, were did that come from??? We must have triggered something!!! Keep looking!!!") Repeated fireballs finally destroyed most of the party as the DM finally got frustd e nough to do damage.
EPITAPH: Curiosty will often kill more then Cats.
Arahknid: Spider (www.members.xoom.com/Arahknid)
Whole Party, ADandD
CAUSE OF DEATH: Ok, the game had gotten far away from where I had been guiding it. That meant finding a way of killing off the party members in a few games without saying, "Ok, everyone is dead." They came upon an underground pond that was only ankle deep. I had thrown in 4 constrictor snakes that I thought for sure they could take. Turns out that I wasn't paying enough attention. One snake did 2d10 damage and two attacks! The whole party ended up snake food. I kinda feel bad about that.
EPITAPH: DM: Whoah! I didn't know those snakes did THAT much damage. Guess I should pay more attention to what I throw up against you, eh?
Archibald Prime: Yonderboy (yondrboy@aneiva.com)
Male Human Cyborg, GURPS Cyberpunk
CAUSE OF DEATH: Archie had his torso reduced to hamburger by an armor- piercing high explosive gyroc round. Clean entry wound, the armor he had on prevented an exit wound...
EPITAPH: I knew I shoulda' picked up the heavy combat infantry dress from the dry cleaners this mornin'.
Arin Lockslade: Walt Smith (smithw@hartwick.edu)
Male Thief, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Found a dead guard on a river barge the party was riding on. Pulled a dart out of the guard's kneck. Another dart appears out of nowhere. Interested, he takes it. This happens three or four times until the magically silenced Assassin stops missing him with darts and sticks a poisoned one in the back of Arin's kneck.
EPITAPH: Wow, another one...are these magic darts?....where could they be coming from...[urgh!]
Ark: Elomari Nordin (jhapollo@innet.be)
Male Half-elf bard/acrobat, AD&D ( Forgotten Realms)
CAUSE OF DEATH: When his party was confronted with a raiding party of sahaugin he decided to intimidate the foul creatures by jumping of his horse doing a double salto.he failed his dexterity check and broke his neck leaving him defenseless against the attacking sahaugins
EPITAPH: A good show is better then a good fight, if you can live through it.
Armstrong Bulges: Richard Price (quest@horizon.hit.net)
Male Human Fighter, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
CAUSE OF DEATH: After going insane from spider venom, he stabbed himself with both of his swords.
EPITAPH:
Atlanta Aegis Cell: Pete Darby (p.j.darby@cant.ac.uk)
Hideously overpowered chracters, Conspiracy X
CAUSE OF DEATH: In an attack by a horde of dominated folks, the main psycho is a gnats tadger from turning into a ravening predatory creature of the night. Somehow, he keeps making the rolls to avoid the final adrenaline rush that lets him ignore the effects of damage. During the firefight he may be about to pass out. The psychic of the group says, "I'll use my Bio-PK to give him an adrenaline rush to keep him upright..." Ooops. Mr psycho turns into Mr ravening, teleporting beast. With twin colt .45's. Attacking every living thing in the area and eating their livers.
EPITAPH: I told you we'd be creating new characters this week...
Avin the Fierce: Ash
Male Human Fighter, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Avin was claustrophobic, but his fellow PCs dragged him into a dungeon anyway. He panicked, ran screaming down several murky tunnels (Setting off lots of traps, all of which {thanks to some miraculous dice rolls} completely failed to touch him) and emerged in a room with a large red dragon. Upon seeing the dragon, Avin said "I disbelieve!" and ignored the dragon completely. He was still disbelieving when the dragon ate him.
EPITAPH: It's a good idea to avoid dragons, even if you're sure they don't exist.
Axeman: Lance "Prowll" Truesdell (kitten@ksu.edu)
Male Superhero (speedster), GURPS Supers
CAUSE OF DEATH: In his first (and last...) combat, Axeman needed to build up speed to hit an almost indestructible man with a brick. He proceeded to start running around the block to gain momentum. However, he was moving so fast, the third turn was over 9 g's. Failing 2 health checks, (one critically!) he blacked out, and the momentum carried him into the wall. Damage was so high, there was no body.
EPITAPH: "Oh my. A wall."
Ban Callisto: Alex (HarrigerAlex@Zipmail.com)
Male, Brash Pilot, Star Wars(WEG version)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Ban was hanging by one leg from a fourth story window after having been kidnapped by arms smugglers. The party fashioned a catch-net from tied-together overalls to break his fall. One of the characters set her blaster on 'stun' to cause Ban's body to go limp, thus making it easier for him to hit the catch-net held by two other PCs. This had the unintended effect of causing stun damage. He fell THROUGH the catch net and absorbed just enough damage from that and the blaster shot to kill him. @#$%!! Cheap Alderaanian cotton.
EPITAPH: Ban was here, but now he's gone.
The celestial starship, he just got on.
He was made of courage, every ounce.
It's just too bad he couldn't bounce.
Banatta: no name
Merc, Shadowrun
CAUSE OF DEATH: Benatta smuggled heavy automatic weapons onto a space station to persue a fugitive. Chasing his target over the outer surface of a docked starship, he fired his rocket launcher to disable the craft. He missed, decompressing 2 station decks and over 400 people. The weapon's recoil shot him into space, where he burned up on re-entry.
EPITAPH: Hey! Why am I flying backwards??
Banderik: Chris (no address)
Female Fighter, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: We had just been portaled to Baator by accident, and I was knocked unconcious by a blow to the head. A Pit Fiend ran around the corner and when my fellow character was dragging me to safety, he dragged me accross some VERY sharp rocks which cut me and bled me to death before he was bright enough to figure out what he had done.
EPITAPH: The character had an intelligence of 5, but I used to think better of the player who was playing him...
Banquo: Randy W. (razarx@yahoo.com)
Male Paladin - human, AD&D
CAUSE OF DEATH: Deep undergroung, gaping bottomless chasm, 20ft wide, me on one side, minor (ice) demon on the other. Attempt to lasso him with my rope, made it on a natural 20! But missed saving throw when he yanked on the rope, pulling me off of the ledge and plunging me into the abyss.
EPITAPH: He's still falling to this day (16 years later)
Barathalar: Ray Jenkinson (rayjay@aol.com)
Mage, Shadowrun
CAUSE OF DEATH: While standing on a platorm, he lobbed a mana ball at a decker who happened to be controlling the platform. The whole platform heaved forward and he landed in a large trash compactor and was crushed.
EPITAPH: He knew many unseen forces in the world. Gravity wasn't one of them.
Baroni Barr: Stewart Walzer
Jedi Padawan, Star Wars D20
CAUSE OF DEATH: In a duel with an evil bounty hunter, his light saber got lodged in a niche in the ceiling created from a laser blast. He used the Force to pull down the light saber, but brought down a live electrical cable with it (which he had known about), along with most of the weakened ceiling.
EPITAPH: Gravity is a force that must be learned too.
Bendrake Brassdragon: Tim Converse (75717.2441@compuserve.com)
Male Warrior Mage, Gurps
CAUSE OF DEATH: Curiosity. Party very carefully explored a room in a set of ruins. Didn't actually find anything. Room was pretty much empty, with just enough interesting, but useless, details to keep the party looking. In an attempt to get the party moving, the DM set of Akrit: Nicodemus (s_t_mighty@hotmail.com)
Male halfling fighter, Random Points
CAUSE OF DEATH: The poor (third-level) bastard thought it would be a good idea to show Qua'ar, their surly, drunken guide, just who was in charge of the party. It might not have been so bad, except that their employer had sent Qua'ar along because he was the only one the guardian of the pass (a neutral, very old dragon) was afraid of. When Akrit was res'd, he was very, very, very nice to Qua'ar. Especially after everybody told him that Qua'ar had killed him with the unhurried poke of a finger.
EPITAPH: Never, never, never attack an NPC introduced the session after you bitch and moan to the GM that her NPCs are only useful as human shields.
Beorn Eglinton: Jason Rupert (Solstice@Fancol.com)
Male Werewolf, World Of Darkness
CAUSE OF DEATH: Beorn got drunk at a bar and started necking with a pretty girl. Got her back to his place and found out that she was a vampire. Worse, she was a he.
EPITAPH: Oh my god, your teeth. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A GUY!
Black Four (Recon Lance): First (huntermech@aol.com)
Mechwarrior, Battletech
CAUSE OF DEATH: Was sent into a old abandoned factory to investigate. Forgot to turn on Image Enhancement and stumbled into something big, say a 100 ton Atlas. Engaged his jump jets for a Death From Above only to be reminded he was in a building and falling after hitting his Panther's head on the ceiling. The Atlas powered up, walked over, and kicked his cockpit in.
EPITAPH: Guys I found something, wait let me turn on the lights. Oh, no...
Blackwolf Jake Glazier (glazierj@cc.tacom.army.mil)
8th level human fighter, AD&D (1st Ed)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Whilst adventuring in "The Tomb of the Lizard King," an adult black dragon flies out of the Temple opening in front of the party. Blackwolf slashes the dragon with a mighty blow as it wheels around. The party's mages take the dragon out with two well placed fireballs. Unfortunately, the smoking carcass of the dragon is still hurtling towards the party. "No problem", he chortles with a 17 Dex...and a 20 die roll. The ultimate indignity: crushed to death while tripping on your own feet.
EPITAPH: "Feets don't fail me now!!" ***SPLAT***
Bennie Preston: Rp Bowman (yokeltania@yahoo.com)
Male Dabbler Mage with Roy Roger's Schtick, Tales from the Floating Vagabond
CAUSE OF DEATH: Drove his pink caddy off a cliff and decided to use his rock-bottom-level of skill in the Blink teleportation spell. The cliff was only 30 feet tall, but the car fell a total of 500 feet by the time his companions had clubbed him to death.
EPITAPH: "I know, I'll BLINK us out of this!"
Bogwash: Jamie (CEFergal@aol.com)
Male Goblin Scout, Labyrinthe (Live Action Roleplay)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Bogwash and the party come across a cloud of poison mist. Holding his breath Bogwash walked through the mist. Unfortunately he failed to notice the poison monster inside which hit him with contact venom, causing him to open his mouth and breathe in the fog. Later on (he was resurrected) in a narrow tunnel, Bogwash was drumrolled from behind by the monster. He collapsed on the floor, unconscious. In the next room was a trap/statue thing that every 30 seconds slammed the doors shut and dished out 'Pain', 'Neuronic Penetration' and some kind of poison, killing one of the fighters. The rest of the party decide to test out if it works on corpses, pick up Bogwash and another unconscious party member, who they assume are dead, and throw them into the room. Stupid party.
EPITAPH: Rule number 1: NEVER go in front.
Brek, Manson, and George: Darryl Mott Jr.
Male Halfling barbarian and two human fighters, D&D 3rd Ed.
CAUSE OF DEATH: The party was exploring a dungeon when they came upon a room with holes 3 feet off the ground on all 4 walls 5 feet apart. While the party's two rogues and a fighter were examining them, Manson got bored and said "I'm going to check the next room." A hail of crossbow bolts assaulted the party, and three members were dead. Poor Brek was hit right between the eyes.
EPITAPH: ALWAYS let the rogues FINISH checking the strange rooms for traps BEFORE opening the door!
Brinn Bolosi: _
Female Smuggler, Star Wars D20
CAUSE OF DEATH: Trapped in a cargo hold, Brinn threatened a Sith warrior with an activated thermal detonator. The Sith used The Force to tighten her grip, preventing her from shutting the bomb off as he backed out of the hold.
EPITAPH: Last words aren't suitable for print here, epecially if you're from Bespin.
Brondvrow of Underhome: David Howarth (kbunting@magpage.com)
Male, deep gnome fighter/thief 5/16, AD&D1
CAUSE OF DEATH: While infiltrating a small keep overrun by Ogres, Brondvrow had the distinct misfortune of forgetting to check for traps on a set of large, iron-bound double doors. After picking the lock, much to his eternal chagrin, a several-ton block of masonry precipitously plummeted from the ceiling, squashing our intrepid hero into so much gray-and-red colored pulp.
EPITAPH: Please don't resurrect without a ring of regeneration handy.
Bu jinyung: nate (stridingcloud82@aol.com)
Male Ex-dragon Ronin Samurai, Legend of the Five Rings
CAUSE OF DEATH: The party was being attacked by ninja archers hidden in the bushes. Bu rushed to the nearest archer and started swinging. For at least three rounds Bu swung and missed a ninja with no armor and no sword. The startled archer draws back and launches an arrow point blank into Bu's chest. He flies back into a tree and dies from the damage.
EPITAPH: You got how many 10's? this is gonna hurt.
Bruno Wand: Jori Palomeki (flencer@hotmail.com)
Male American sergeant, Air Borne Commando Division (homemade)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Sergeant Wand was on a mission to blow up an Italian ammo depot. He had already almost killed his squad with a poorly placed grenade, but his real goof-up was when he decided to fire an 88mm AA gun, which was in the ammo dump, at an approaching truck. The whole place blew up.
EPITAPH: GM(me): "The round goes through the canvas back of the truck and hits an ammo box." Wand: "Whoops."
Bud: Mark (no address)
Male Mage, Vampire/Mage
CAUSE OF DEATH: Only human in a party of 6 Vampires. Party needed to go from New Orleans to Yucatan Peninsula and decided to take a boat. However, they forgot about bringing along a source of blood on the five day trip. It was a race to see who would frenzy first.
EPITAPH: Why ask why, drink Bud dry.
Bud-Y-Zer-3: Ville Henell (no address)
Male Troubleshooter, Paranoia
CAUSE OF DEATH: While fighting commie traitors, one of Bud's fellow troubleshooters lobbed a grenade in a green paint can. Green paint sprayed all over the corridor, especially the 'shooters. Too bad that Bud only had security clearance yellow...
EPITAPH: Computer's jolly good fellow...
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