The Rev

This fiery orator proclaims to any who'll lend an ear the follies of vanity and human desire.

A former carnival barker in the Professor Umberto Phalanx Traveling Collection of Natural Wonders, "The REV" has seen more than his share of both, including some oddities best left to the imagination!

Before his transformation from purveyor of wickedness to proclaimer of Good, our "Rev" had been a Beat poet, a steamshovel operator, a beauty pageant talent scout and an amateur genetic engineer.

A long-time foe of The Prince O' Darkness, "The Rev" counts on the support of common folk like you and me to carry out his self-appointed mission.