Prince O Darkness

What can be said about "Mr. O' D" that hasn't been set to iambic pentameter during the last few thousand years of recorded human history?

Older than Mamhoud the Mummy, a better bowler than Jimmy, a smoother dancer than Tu Tone, a tireless champion of the mean-spirited, gossip-tongued, petty-minded and jealous of heart, our infamous friend works his negativity wherever and whenever he can (some claim he is a major anonymous donor to "The Yellow Peril Museum of Gags & Rubber Novelties").

While an amusing raconteur and dinner guest, most who are initially seduced by his charm soon wish they'd never given him their home phone numbers!

It goes without saying that our Prince and "The Rev" are rarely seen at the same social gatherings.