MR. LOGICONTROL

A third-generation analog robot with extrasensory powers (made possible by the confluence of heavy solar flare activity and a freak reverse magnetic field dispersal during an atomic test in Nevada). Was an early example of sampled human emotions approximating human empathy. While "Mr. Logicontrol" can mimic human emotions, it really only has an academic interest in human suffering.

A frequent participant in classified government-subsidized pyschological experiments, Mr "L. C." (as the kids call him!) has more interesting stories tucked away in his long term data storage than any college bowl whiz-kid team......

But don't bother asking him to share them with you.... his aluminum lips are sealed!