GRAND EXALTED POOBAH

Rarely seen attending any recognized religious institutions, Mr. Poobah still claims tax-exempt status as a not-for-profit prophet, holding fund-raisers and pot luck suppers whenever "the spirits" move him.

One-time "management trainee" in "The Rev's" flock, "the Poob" (as some of the less respectful refer to him) spreads his message with the help of his 3/4-size saxaphone chained around his neck, blowing wild whirling melodies between mumbled parables.

A sometime columnist for the local free shopper giveaway paper, Mr. Poobah counsels the confused and downtrodden on ways to better their station in life.